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ACT I: The Rite Stuff
Your character, Rincewind, starts off in the Unseen University. Go to the High
Energy Facility and grab the magnet,
test tube, and the bellows. Since Rincewind can only carry two items at a time,
I recommend putting those items
into the Luggage. Leave the High Energy Facility and go the Garden. There, use
the magnet on the imp and then leave
the University and go to the Shop. Get the flamingo, the incense, and the fish
and attempt to take the candles. Ask
the old woman about the candles and then exit the Shop and go to the Plaza.
Talk to the Dibbler using the sarcasm icon and
then talk to the Dibbler using the corn icon. Leave the Plaza and let's go
check out the Shades. Walk over to the beggars
and take the saw and the clay pot that are nearby and put them into the Luggage
(From now on, this will be implied unless
I mention otherwise) While still in the shades, go over to the Mortuary.
Inside, take a look at Granny Weatherwax, the woman
that is lying on the slab. Get the knife and go to Mrs. Cakes. Take the
scissors, the dummy's petticoat, and the ironing board
that is inside the closet. Use the saw on the dummy itself and take a look at
the genie's bottle. Talk to Mrs. Cake using the sarcasm
icon, then again with the sarcasm icon, then the question icon, the thought
icon, and lastly, the smile icon. Ask her about the genie
bottle and ectoplasm. Leave the Shades and go to the Fools' Guild. Get the
hooter and then talk to the Fool using the question icon.
Get the brick that's sitting at the bottom left of your screen. Use the brick
on the fool then go down the hole and then go to your left
over to the grate. Use the bellows on the grate and then put what you get into
the Luggage. Leave the sewers the same way you entered and
go to the High Energy Facility at the Unseen University. Use the brick on the
accelerator and then go back to Mrs. Cakes at the Shades and
give her the ectoplasm. Leave her place and go over to the beggars. Use the imp
boots on the bottle and then use the bottle on Foul Ole Ron's
smell. Go to Gimlet's restaurant and get the chili powder. Use the menu to have
Rincewind take a look and Gimlet will come over. Talk to him
using the smile icon and then the mouseburger icon. Leave Gimlet's and go over
to the Troll's Head pub that is located inside the Shades. Talk
to Casanunda, the world's second greatest lover, using the question icon, then
the ladder icon, and then the witch icon. Get the matches and
then talk to the troll. Leave the Shades and go to the Docks. Use the knife on
the net and get the hammerhead shark. Use the stuffed fish on
the bird and then get the bird. Leave the Docks and go to the University
Garden. Use the beer on the corn and then use the drugged corn on the
rooster. Use the flamingo on the Dean, the hammerhead on the Bursar, and the
bird you got from the Docks on the simian Librarian. Go over to
the beehives and use the chili powder on the flowers and then use the petticoat
on Rincewind. Use the matches on the incense and use the incense on the bees.
Now that the hive is smoking, use the clay pot on the hive and also
double-click on the hive to get some wax. Leave the
University and go to the Shop. Give the wax to the old woman. Leave the Shop
and let's go visit the beggars over in the Shades. Once there, use
the rooster on the coffee can. Go to the Troll's Head pub and use the rooster
on the vampire. Go to the Cemetery and get the pick. Go into the
crypt, and use the ladder on the coffin. Climb the ladder and get the false
teeth. Use the false teeth on the mouse and then use the test tube
on the false teeth. Leave the Cemetery and go to the University Dining Hall.
Give the mouse blood, mallets, smell, glitter dust, and candles to
the Arch-Chancellor. Welcome to the end of the first Act.
ACT II: Come Die With Me
First thing to do for this Act is to head on over to the Fools' Guild. Go down
the hole and instead of going left, go to your right and go up
into the warehouse. Use the pick on the ice and then leave the Guild and go to
the Shades. Talk to the dead collector by using the question
mark icon. Go to the Mortuary and talk to the mortician about a death
certificate. Grab the mirror and use it on the Bunsen burner and then put it
back on the bench. Use the slab and then use the dummy's hand on Rincewind and
then the ice on him as well. Go to the dead collector and use
the certificate on him. Go to Djelibeybi and go on over to the camel park. Talk
to the salesman using the smile icon and then talk to him using
the camel icon. Leave the place and go to the Hill. Talk to Bone Idle first
using the musical icon and then use the knife on him. Leave the Hill and go to
the Pyramid. Get the glue and then use the scissors on the bandage and then use
the bandage on the wooden arm. Go to the Oasis, and use the now-bandaged wooden
arm on the rotting arm. Give the ring to the dwarf. Get the weight and get the
10 off of the mailbox. Use the 10 on the weight and head over to the make-up
room, which is located near the piano. Head over to the imp trainer and get the
camera. Ask the
trainer about obtaining an imp. Go to XXXX, which is located off the map. Look
at the sticks and then talk to Point-Me-Own-Bone. Look at the
baskets and talk to Point-Me-Own-Bone again, but this time use the basket icon.
Leave XXXX and go back to Ankh-Morpork. Once there, go to the University Garden
and get the hoops. Leave the Garden and go to the Dining Room. Talk to the
Librarian using the horse icon and then after that, use the picnic basket on
the food. Leave Ankh-Morpork and go to Djelibeybi using the ship that is
sitting in the Docks. Once there, enter the Shop. Take the poster and then head
over to Uri Djeller. Talk to Uri using the music icon and then give him the
hoops. Take a peek at the candy rock and then talk to the rock seller. Walk up
the streets towards the stoning area. Take the stake and then leave Djelibeybi
and go over to the Cartwheel. Talk to the man there about the music, and then
head back to the University Gardens in Ankh-Morpork. Walk over to the compost
heap and use the stake on it. Leave the University and go over to the Shades
mortuary. Talk to the all-familiar Casanunda and then talk to Granny Weatherwax
about elves. Leave the mortuary and go to the Docks. Use the weight you picked
up earlier and use it on the hook. Get the snowstorm novelty item. Leave
Ankh-Morpork and go to Djelibeybi. Go over to the stoning area and use the
Suffrajester on the hole where the stake used to be. Grab the rope and then
leave Djelibeybi and head on over to Holywood (No, that isn't a typo). Go to
the imp area and use the boomerang on the paint. Now use the boomerang on the
imp that's playing around in the set. Go to your right, where the security
troll is, and give him the candy rock. Try opening up the trailer door, and
then use the rope on the troll. Enter the trailer and talk to the girl. Give
her the troll's tooth. Leave Ankh-Morpork and go to XXXX. Go as far to the
right as possible until you are over by the anthill. Use the picnic basket on
the anthill. Go to the beach and use the saw on the ironing board. Use the
ironing board on the surf. Surf's up, Rincewind! When he's done surfing, you'll
find yourself in a cave. Use the camera on one of the sets of cave paintings.
Go to the Elven Circle. Put the camera in your personal inventory instead of
the Luggage. Use the glue on the hooter and then use the hooter on the horse
costume. Use the ape librarian on the horse costume. Put the costume in your
personal inventory. Enter the circle and then use the costume on Rincewind.
Once in the Elven Queen's castle, use the camera on the Queen and then leave
and go back to the Unseen University in Ankh-Morpork. Go to the High Energy
Facility and use the ant filled basket on Hex. Use the bits and pieces of wire
you found on the pyramid plan. Use the honey on Hex and then use the pyramid on
him as well. Talk to Skagg using the universe icon. Go visit the hermit (I
think at the cartwheel) and give him the answer. Go to Dibbler at Holywood and
give him these items: The band, the jingle, the snowstorm novelty item, and the
babe. Go to the make-up roonm and give the Elven Queen pictures to the
hairdresser. Talk to the Dibbler again and then go the Shades in Ankh-Morpork.
Go to the far left end of the Shades, go up the steps, and use the death
certificate on the door. Talk to the sheep by using the stunt icon. Give the
sheep the cave painting pictures. Grab the reel and use it on the device. Use
the Elven Queen film on the device. This is the end of the second Act.
ACT III: The Grim Rincewind
Welcome to the Isle of Death, as I'd like to call it. When you first start off,
head over to Death's house. Grab the key that's underneath the mat and then
enter the house. Go upstairs and walk into the hourglass room. Pick up the ink
and then ring the bell. After that, head back downstairs and go into the left
doorway to enter the kitchen. Get the sugar cubes, then the oily rag, and then
open up the stove. Head back into the hall and swipe the curtains (we sure are
doing a lot of thieving now, aren't we?) Grab the scythe from the umbrella
stand and then head upstairs and go into Susan's room. Get the rabbit that is
sitting on her bed and then double click on it to get the pajamas. Now grab the
string and then head back downstairs again. Go through the right-hand doorway
to find yourself in a book room. Get Rincewind's book, which is a book that is
still being written. Rincewind's book is the middle one for those who are
wondering. Go to the kitchen and talk to Al. Leave the house and go to the
stables. Take the rope. Now use the sugar cubes on Binky. Use the glue on the
saddle and then use the saddle and finally use Binky. After that sequence is
done, go to the rear of the gardens. Use the matches on the oily rag. Position
Rincewind so that he's near the hives and use the PJs on Rincewind. Use the
oily rag on the beehive and then get the wax. Use the pot to get some honey and
then use the string on the wax. Go to the right and you'll see a pond. Get the
fishing rod from the gnome and then use the rod on the honey. Use the rod/honey
on the dots in the soul pool. Look at the cart and then talk to the little girl
on the swing. Ask her about the cart. Give her your book and then use the ink
on the pond. Use the curtains on the pond and you'll make a cloak. Head back
into the house and go into the book room. Use the matches on the candle and put
the candle into Rincewind's personal inventory. Use the key on the alcove and
then enter it. Use the candle on Rincewind and get the tablet. Go to the garden
and give the tablet to the girl. Go back to the house, but don't go in this
time. Instead, use the boomerang on the rope and you'll have yourself a
makeshift grappling hook. Go to the front of the house and use the hook on the
chimney. Use the chimney and then go into the house. Show Al your new robe and
scythe. Use the cart on the scythe and then use the thresher contraption on the
corn. Go and see Al. Give him the ant souls. This is the end of the third Act.
ACT IV: Till Death Us Do Part
Welcome to the final act. First thing to do is to go to BoneStock. Get the cork
and then head to Djelibeybi. Wait here until the prospector arrives. Get the
canteen from his saddlebags and then use the arm on his saddlebags/ Leave
Djelibeybi and go to the Fountain of Youth. Use the cork on the founatin and
then use Death's hourglass on the sand. Yes, it was short, but the Act ends
here.
EPILOGUE: Queen Kong
Take a gander at the raven. Ask Granny Weatherwax about the raven. Get her
brromstick and then talk to the Dibbler using the smile icon. Ask him about
bladders. Use the canteen on the bladders. Put the bladders into Rincewind's
personal inventory. Use the broomstick on the door. Congratulations! You've
just beaten Discworld 2: Mortality Bytes! What are your plans for the
future???? *LOL*
Have fun and take care out there in the real world.
