Homey is a clown working for some boring impressario. Now he
gets the chance of his life : working for a TV-station. It's
your job to make Homey succeed in getting this job. Have fun
playing.
Homey is standing towards his agent. Talk to your agent. Hmm...
Seems you should read your messages. Well, do it. They're
hanging on the wall (there should be 4 of them).
Message 1 : "Come to our office, 1 block east, 2 blocks north, on
northeast corner."
Message 2 : "Need you ASAP at the Brubaker building."
Message 3 : "Meet me at the hot dog stand, Paulie."
Message 4 : "We're at 1st and Lincoln. Come soon!"
Great. These are 4 hints to play the game. In fact, they form
the rough part of the plot. But you'll find out yourself. Now
take 2 coins out of the telephone and leave.
You might find the streets a bit crowdy. That's right. But this
is done to make it more difficult for Homey to progress. You'll
see. Just watch out for the bad guyz. They might want to kick
your brains out, or shoot you a third eye.
Now go north, cross the street and get shot by the guy with the
gun. No, this is no joke... I reaaly mean it, 'caus it is the
only way to get into the hospital and you might need some things
from there. Ok. You should be in the hospital by now being
surrounded by beautiful nurses who just love to ride ya... No
no... Just joking... Besides, the only nurse you'll see in this
game ain't that beautiful and really doesn't have the intention
for a ride. Just get up, take the rubber glove and
tongdepressor, blow up the glove till it becomes a balloon and
then leave. Now go to the laundrette and take 2 pieces of 50 out
of the sodamachine. Now leave... Try to remeber this place
'cause you'll have to get back here later on. Go to the subway.
Use the ticket to get in (I'll let you find out yourself how to
do this). Get off at Lincoln.
Go to the info-stand. Take a map. No go to Elvis' Club and talk
to the bar-tender. He'll tell you that the Brubaker building is
at the Commuty Centre. Take the subway to Washington Street nd
go north till the road deadends.
At Washington Street, go to the stair . Search the roofs till
you find a brick and a broken watch. Now go to the stair at.
Search the roofs again till you find a box and a creditcard.
Take the red cap. Therefor you'll have to pass the guy. Put up
the blue cap so he'll think you're one of his fellows. No
proceed till you arricve at the Commuty Centre (don't forget the
red cap). Go in.
Talk to Blondie (who says her name ain't Blondie). She'll tell
you that the hot-dog stand is in Municipal Park. A tourist map
will show you the way. You won't need the map as you're using
the dox now. Ok. Before you leave, don't forget to take a suit
out of the lockers. Now go to the stairs. Search the roofs
again. Now go back to the subway. Go to Roosevelt and get
yourself clean at the laundrette (let's see if you can remind
where it is located). Once at the laundrette, put a piece of 50
in the brown box and abracadabra you'll be clean (without even
taking off your clothes)... Now go back to the subway (watch out
for the bad guyz who're chasing you), enter it and get off at
Madison.
You're at Madison Park. Find the 3 items in the park (they're
shown on the map). Now go to the dangerous guy, pay him 50 cent
and he'll let you pass. So far, so good. Now there is a more
difficult part. You'll have to find your wat througout a
complete labyrinth of halls, passages and doors. Just use the
maps I've inclu-ded to find the train at ROOM 16. Of course, if
you really insist, you might leave the maps for what they are
and try to find your way yourself, but I'll ya, it took me 2
hours to find my way and to complete the map. Ok, you found the
train? Good, now enter it quickly, 'caus the nurse is on your
tail... She'd better not catch you coz if she does, I really
hope you saved your work 'cause you'll have to start over from
almost the beginning. Get of the train at Wilson.
You're at the Municipal Park now. Go to the kid. Give him the
balloon (glove) and he'll clear the passage for you. Now go to
the man in brown. Pay him 3 dollar and he'll sell you a tie. Now
go through the passage at the kid. You'll find a dollar bill.
This could always come in handy. Now go on NW till you arrive at
the hot-dog stand. Watch out... a lot of bad guyz are trying to
catch you. Once you arrived at the hot dog stand, talk to the
owner. The note he's talking about can be found at the yellow
can, right to him.
You read the note :
"Artopos Production Studios is on the 33rd floor of the
multimedia building at 1st and Lincoln, just outside this
park. Watch out for Klutzko the Clown and his goons, they
may try to stop you. - Paulie."
Ok, let's go... Go east from the hot-dog stand. You'll find a
pass-through to the north. Take the subway ticket you find
around there. Now go NW to the exit. Before passing through,
you'll have to pay the guy at the exit. Just give him a piece of
50 and he'll be satisfied.
Entering the exit will lead you to the multimedia building. Take
elevator A1. On the second floor you see a few desks, a door to
an office and 2 elevators. Go to the office first. Be fast,
because Klutzko's goons are somewhere around here. In the
office, take the 4 dollar bills and the building pass. Now go
out again and take elevator B1 to the 3rd floor. There's a guy
that won't let you pass til you wear a tie. Ok, you just bought
one, so wear it. Now use elevator F1. Show your building pass to
the agent. Now search for elevator E3 and use it. There's a
stupid girl asking you about you're presence here. Just tell her
you work here and she will also gain you access. Ok, on this
floor things get tricky. Go all the way end teh hall till you
meet a black man who starts following you. Just start walking
around the hall till left him behind. Don't mind your speed
(you're faster than him), just watch out for obstacles and make
sure he won't catch you. Once you left him behind, continue
walking along the hall till it dead-ends. You see 3 passages.
Take the last one. That will bring you to Artopos Production
Studios.
You can't get in coz the door is closed. Just use your
creditcard to open the door. Now take elevator D3. You arrive at
the studios. You can see the nurse. Act quickly. Go immediately
to the dressing room and put on the red suit. Go out
again........ Pfffww... Seems you were lucky, huh? There's
another room here also. Go into the dressing room again , put on
your normal clothes and go to the other room.
Well, that's it... You succeeded... Now enjoy the ending-sequence.
Funny game, little plot, boring sounds but fun to play.
