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Tattoo FAQ
Kingdom of Loathing
By electrosho
Version 1.01
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Table of Contents
1.Introduction
2.The Tattoos
3.Frequently Asked Questions
4.Versions
5.Thanks
6.Copyright Info
7.Contact Info
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1.Introduction
Hi, welcome to my Tattoo Faq. i am electrosho on GFaqs, and I am ShoTheBandit
in Kol. I made this Faq because my brother hated his tattoo and wanted to know
where he could get better ones. I hope this Faq helps you in obtaining those
shiny tattoos that you want ^_^.
NOTE:THIS FAQ CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
NOTE:THIS FAQ CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
NOTE:THIS FAQ CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
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2.The Tattoos
What it looks like:A log
How to get:Complete a softcore ascension as a Seal Clubber
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A turtle
How to get:Complete a softcore ascension as a Turtle Tamer
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A pasta spoon
How to get:Complete a softcore ascension as a Pastamancer
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A saucepan
How to get:Complete a softcore ascension as a Sauceror
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A disco ball
How to get:Complete a softcore ascension as a Disco Bandit
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:An accordion
How to get:Complete a softcore ascension as an Accordion Thief
Extra Information:none
What it looks like:A pixel sword
How to get:Visit the Pretentious Artist with the 8-Bit Finery outfit equipped
Extra Information:The 8-Bit Finery outfit consists of a pixel hat, pixel
sword, and a pixel pants. All of these items can be made by
the Crackpot Mystic.
What it looks like:An antique helmet
How to get:Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Antique Arms And Armor outfit
equipped
Extra Information:The Antique Arms And Armor outfit consists of an antique
helmet, antique spear, antique shield, and an antique
greaves. All of the items can be found by adventuring at
The Haunted Gallery.
What it looks like:A wreath
How to get:Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Arboreal Raiment outfit
equipped
Extra Information:The Arboreal Raiment outfit consists of can of fake snow,
tree skirt, and colored-light "necklace". Every player was
given one of the equipment needed for the outfit on Crimbo
2005.
What it looks like:A light attached to a string
How to get:Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Bow Tux outfit equipped
Extra Information:The Bow Tux outfit consists of a bowler, bow staff, and a
bowlegged pants. The equipment needed for the outfit can be
made by Meatsmithing.
What it looks like:A bugbear
How to get:Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Bugbear Costume outfit
equipped
Extra Information:The Bugbear Costume outfit consists of a bugbear beanie,
and a bugbear bungguard. Both of the items can be bought at
the Degrassi Knoll General Store. They can also be found by
adventuring at The "Fun" House and at Degrassi Knoll. The
bungguard can also be found by adventuring in The Haiku
Dungeon.
What it looks like:A Cloaca-Cola
How to get:Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Cloaca-Cola Uniform outfit
equipped
Extra Information:The Cloaca-Cola Uniform outfit consists of a Cloaca-Cola
helmet, a Cloaca-Cola shield, and a Cloaca-Cola fatigues.
All of the equipment can be found by adventuring at The
Battlefield.
What it looks like:A clockwork
How to get:Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Clockwork Apparatus outfit
equipped
Extra Information:The Clockwork Apparatus outfit consists of a clockwork hat,
a clockwork trench coat, and a clockwork pants. All of the
equipment can be made by Supertinkering.
What it looks like:A present
How to get:Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Crimbo Duds outfit equipped
Extra Information:The Crimbo Duds outfit consists of a Crimbo hat, Crimbo
sword, and a Crimbo pants. All of the equipment can be made
by Meatsmithing.
What it looks like:A Dyspepsi-Cola
How to get:Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform outfit
equipped
Extra Information:The Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform outfit consists of a Dyspepsi-
Cola helmet, a Dyspepsi-Cola shield, and a Dyspepsi-Cola
fatigues. All of the equipment can be found by adventuring
at The Battlefield.
What it looks like:A jellyfish
How to get:Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Encephalic Ensemble outfit
equipped
Extra Information:The Encephalic Ensemble outfit consists of a Cerebral
Cloche, a Cerebral Crossbow, and a Cerebral Culottes. All
of the equipment can be found by taking a Bad Trip,
Mediocre Trip, or a Great Trip from A Journey to the Center
of Your Mind and going into a Violet Fog.
What it looks like:A snowflake
How to get:Visit the Pretentious Artist with the eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear
outfit equipped
Extra Information:The eXtrem Cold-Weather Gear outfit consists of a eXtreme
scarf, a snowboarder pants, and a eXtreme mittens. All of
equipment can be found by adventuring at The eXtreme Slope.
What it looks like:A peace sign
How to get:Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Filthy Hippy Disguise outfit
equipped
Extra Information:The Filthy Hippy Disguise outfit consists of a filthy
knitted dread sack, and a filthy corduroys. Both can be
found by adventuring at The Hippy Camp or by adventuring at
The Road to the White Citadel.
What it looks like:A beer can
How to get:Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Frat Boy Ensemble outfit
equipped
Extra Information:The Frat Boy Ensemble outfit consists of a Orcish baseball
cap, a homoerotic frat-paddle, and a Orcish cargo shorts.
All of the items can be found by adventuring at the Orcish
Frat House, but the cap and shorts can also be found by
adventuring at The Road to the White Citadel.
What it looks like:A face with a loser mark on head
How to get:Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Furry Suit outfit equipped
Extra Information:The Furry Suit outfit consists of a wolf mask and a furry
pants. The wolf mask can be found by adventuring at The
Castle in the Clouds in the Sky. The furry pants can be
made by using armorcraftiness to smith a pants kit and a
furry fur.
What it looks like:A recycling sign
How to get:Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Glad Bag Glad Rags outfit
equipped
Extra Information:The Glad Bag Glad Rags outfit is made up of a giant
discarded bottlecap, a giant discarded platic fork, giant
discarded torn-up glove. All of the equipment are gotten
as a reward from the Rain on the Plains is mostly Garbage
quest. Please note that you only get ONE of the equipment.
What it looks like:A Gnauga
How to get:Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Gnauga Hides outfit equipped
Extra Information:The Gnauga Hides outfit consists of a gnauga hide whip, a
gnauga hide buckler, and a gnauga hide chaps. The gnauga
hide whip can be created by using Super-Advanced
Meatsmithing to smith a whip kit with a gnauga hide. The
buckler can be created by using Armorcraftiness to smith
a buckler buckle with a gnauga hide. The gnauga hide chaps
can be created by using Armorcraftiness to smith a pants
kit and a gnauga hide.
What it looks like:A oyster egg on top of some grass
How to get:Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Grass Guise outfit equipped
Extra Information:The Grass Guise is made up of a grass hat, a grass blade,
and a grass skirt. The grass hat is made by Meatsmithing
a helmet recipe with a fake plastic grass. The grass blade
is made by Meatsmithing a sword hilt and a fake plastic
grass. The grass skirt is made by Meatsmithing a skirt/kilt
kit with a fake plastic grass.
What it looks like:A face of a ninja
How to get:Visit the Pretentious Artist with The Hot and Cold Running Ninja
suit outfit equipped
Extra Information:The Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit outfit is composed of a
cold ninja mask, a icy-hot katana, and a ninja hot pants.
The cold ninja mask can be found by adventuring at the Lair
of the Ninja Snowmen. The icy-hot katana can be made by
pasting a icy katana hilt and a hot katana blade. The ninja
hot pants can be found by adventuring at The Deep Fat
Friars' Gate.
What it looks like:A axe
How to get:Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Knob Goblin Elite Guard
Uniform outfit equipped
Extra Information:The Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform outfit is made out of
a Knob Goblin elite helm, a Knob Goblin elite polearm, and
a Knob Goblin elite pants. All of the equipment can be
found by adventuring at the Harem or the Treasury.
What it looks like:A heart with the word KNOB on it
How to get:Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Knob Goblin Harem Girl
Disguise outfit equipped
Extra Information:The Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise outfit consists of a
Knob Goblin harem veil, and a Knob Goblin harem pants.
Both of the equipment can be found at the Harem inside the
Cobb's Knob.
What it looks like:A pickaxe and a shovel
How to get:Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Mining Gear outfit equipped
Extra Information:The Mining Gear outfit is made up of a miner's helmet, a
7-Foot Dwarven mattock, and a miner's pants. All of the
equipment can be found by adventuring at the Itznotyerzitz
Mine.
What it looks like:A maple leaf
How to get:Visit the Pretentious Artist with the OK Lumberjack Outfit equipped
Extra Information:The OK Lumberjack Outfit consists of a balaclava, a los
chinos, and a disbelief suspenders. All of the equipment
can be found by adventuring at the Camp Logging Camp.
What it looks like:A radio tower
How to get:Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Radio Free Regalia outfit
equipped
Extra Information:The Radio Free Regalia consists of a Radio Free Baseball
Cap, a Radio Free Foil, and a Radio Free Pants. All of the
equipment used to be given out as prizes by DJs on Radio
KoL.
What it looks like:A star
How to get:Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Star Garb outfit equipped
Extra Information:The Star Garb consists of a star hat, a star buckler, and a
star pants. The star hat can be made by using 5 stars and 3
lines with a star chart. The star buckler can be made by
using 4 stars and 6 lines with a star chart. The star pants
can be made by using 7 stars and 7 lines with a star chart.
What it looks like:A crossbone and a skull
How to get:Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Swashbuckling Getup outfit
equipped
Extra Information:The Swashbuckling Getup outfit consists of a eyepatch, a
swashbuckling pants, and a stuffed shoulder parrot. All of
the equipment can be found by adventuring at The Obligatory
Pirate's Cove. The eyepatch can also be found by
adventuring at Degrassi Knoll.
What it looks like:A sand clock
How to get:Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Time Trappings outfit
equipped
Extra Information:The Time Trappings outfit is made up of a time helmet, a
time sword, and a time trousers. The time helmet can be
made by Meatsmithing a helmet recipe with a petrified time.
The time sword can be made by Meatsmithing a sword hilt and
a petrified time. The time trousers can be made by
Meatsmithing a pants kit with a petrified time.
What it looks like:The word Elbereth
How to get:Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Yendorian Finery outfit
equipped
Extra Information:The Yendorian Finery outfit consists of a cornuthaum, a
vorpal blade, and a ring of aggravate monster. All of the
equipment can be found by adventuring in The Dungeons of
Doom.
What it looks like:A white Roman numeral 1
How to get:Complete one softcore ascension
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A white Roman numeral 2
How to get:Complete two softcore ascensions
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A white Roman numeral 3
How to get:Complete three softcore ascensions
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A white Roman numeral 4
How to get:Complete four softcore ascensions
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A white Roman numeral 5
How to get:Complete five softcore ascensions
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A white Roman numeral 6
How to get:Complete six softcore ascensions
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A white Roman numeral 7
How to get:Complete seven softcore ascensions
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A white Roman numeral 8
How to get:Complete eight softcore ascensions
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A white Roman numeral 9
How to get:Complete nine softcore ascensions
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A white Roman numeral 10
How to get:Complete ten softcore ascensions
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A white Roman numeral 11
How to get:Complete eleven softcore ascensions
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A white Roman numeral 11 with a plus
How to get:Complete twelve softcore ascensions
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A black Roman numeral 1
How to get:Complete one hardcore ascension
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A black Roman numeral 2
How to get:Complete two hardcore ascensions
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A black Roman numeral 3
How to get:Complete three hardcore ascensions
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A black Roman numeral 4
How to get:Complete four hardcore ascensions
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A black Roman numeral 5
How to get:Complete five hardcore ascensions
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A black Roman numeral 6
How to get:Complete six hardcore ascensions
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A black Roman numeral 7
How to get:Complete seven hardcore ascensions
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A black Roman numeral 8
How to get:Complete eight hardcore ascensions
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A black Roman numeral 9
How to get:Complete nine hardcore ascensions
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A black Roman numeral 10
How to get:Complete ten hardcore ascensions
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A black Roman numeral 11
How to get:Complete eleven hardcore ascensions
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A black Roman numeral 11 with a plus
How to get:Complete twelve hardcore ascensions
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A log that sparkles once
How to get:Complete a hardcore ascension as a Seal Clubber
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A turtle that sparkles once
How to get:Complete a hardcore ascension as a Turtle Tamer
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A pasta spoon that sparkles once
How to get:Complete a hardcore ascension as a Pastamancer
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A saucepan that sparkles once
How to get:Complete a hardcore ascension as a Sauceror
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A disco ball that sparkles once
How to get:Complete a hardcore ascension as a Disco Bandit
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:An accordion that sparkles once
How to get:Complete a hardcore ascension as a Accordion Thief
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A log that sparkles three times
How to get:Complete a hardcore Oxygenarian ascension as a Seal Clubber
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A turtle that sparkles three times
How to get:Complete a hardcore Oxygenarian ascension as a Turtle Tamer
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A pasta spoon that sparkles three times
How to get:Complete a hardcore Oxygenarian ascension as a Pastamancer
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A saucepan that sparkles three times
How to get:Complete a hardcore Oxygenarian ascension as a Sauceror
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A disco ball that sparkles three times
How to get:Complete a hardcore Oxygenarian ascension as a Disco Bandit
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A accordion that sparkles three times
How to get:Complete a hardcore Oxygenarian ascension as a Accordion Thief
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A beer can crossed out
How to get:Complete a Teetotaler ascension
Extra Information:This can be done with any class
What it looks like:A bowl with some chopsticks sticking out crossed out
How to get:Complete a Boozetafarian ascension
Extra Information:This can be done with any class
What it looks like:Two circles with two dots below and above the circles with a
equal sign in between
How to get:Complete a Oxygenarian ascension
Extra Information:This can be done with any class
What it looks like:A martini
How to get:Random when drinking a martini
Extra Information:None
What it looks like:A palette
How to get:Complete the Pretentious Artist Quest
Extra Information:None
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3.Frequently Asked Questions
Q.Can you lend me the items for (Enter tattoo name here)?
A.No, please get them yourself.
Q.Do tattoos have any effect?
A.No
Q.If tattoos have no effect, what's the point of having them???
A.I guess you can brag about the ones you have, collect them, etc.
Q.Is there a way to show all of my tattoos as once in my profile?
A.No, I'm afraid you can only show one tattoo in your profile. You could
take a screenshot of your tattoos and host it on a website and put the link
in your profile.
Q.Can I transfer tattoos?
A.No
Q.Can I give you anything?
A.If you want to, your welcome to.
Q.I ascended but I don't have the tattoo when I check my options!
A.You recieve the tattoo in the letter that you recieve from the Toot Oriole.
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4.Versions
Version 0.1
8/1/2005
-Started FAQ
-All sections complete except for section 2
-Section 2 done up to Cloaca-Cola tattoo
Version 0.25
8/2/2006
-Tattoos done up to Frat Boy Ensemble tattoo
Version 1.0
8/3/2006
-All tattoos released are done
-Some new questions added in section 3
Version 1.01
9/30/2006
-Added in Antique Arms And Armor tattoo
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5.Thanks
This section contains all the places and peoples that I would like to thank in
this guide.
-CJayC, for making a great site
-Jick and Mr.Skullhead, for creating Kol
-Kol Wiki, I can't thank them enough, I learned where to get most of my
tattoos from this website. This is a great place to go if you are stuck on
something! (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/)
-Me, for making this
-You, for reading this
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6.Copyright Info
Don't steal my Faq, I worked pretty hard on it. If you want to host it on
another site, tell me first, cause chances are high that I'll say yes. As of
now, the only site that is allowed to host this is
-GFaqs (www.gamefaqs.com)
If you see this Faq anywhere besides the above locations, please notify me.
Kingdom of Loathing and anything having anything to do with it is the property
of Asymmetric Productions.
Copyright 2006 electrosho
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7.Contact Info
If you wish to contact me,please put "Kingdom of Loathing-Tattoo FAQ" into the
title so I don't delete as spam.My email is listed below.
iamgamecrazy (at) gmail (dot) com
This is the only email address that I will respond to, so please send to this
if you have any questions, or reporting any errors, etc.
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