"Yes, yes, you have just purchased the exclusive right to operate my
Frink-a-Sonic Matter Transporter, mmoohey....! In order to use this
device it should be noted that the Matter Transporter works as a network
of ingenius devices set up in various, key locations throughout the town
of Springfield. Now , to activate the Transporter, mmmbleek, you must
open your Map , hold down the SHIFT + V + S keys (simultaneously, ahem!)
and double-click on the desired destination star. Then in a whoosh of
scientific miracle making, with the calculations and the adding and
dividing, carry the one, mmoohey, you will be instantly teleported to
that location! However , I cannot emphasize enough the importance of
treating this privilege with the utmost caution -so please keep all
hands and arms inside the unit during teleportation and do not leave any
refuse in the main compartment."
